Business plan revealed

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We’ve taken a lot of flack for being a bit obtuse on this blog regarding our plans. Finally, thanks to our bargain-basement CRM consultant, we’re ready to reveal all, below and in the continuation:

We will leverage the power of action-items to visualize.

Pegasus News practically invented the term "re-sizing".   
It sounds astounding, but it’s true!
Think macro-robust, subscriber-defined. 
What does the term "mindshare" really mean? 
We will redefine the commonly-accepted term "infinitely reconfigurable". 
Without meticulously-planned methodologies, deliverables are forced to become bleeding-edge.
What do we redefine?  Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!
What does the term "leading-edge" really mean?
It seems marvelous, but it’s 100% accurate! 
What do we synthesize?  Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness!


Think macro-revolutionary.

At Pegasus News, we understand how to actualize globally. 
Without meticulously-planned biometrics, e-services are forced to become clicks-and-mortar.
We will architect the capability of communities to empower.
Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and C++.
The channels factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. 
What does it really mean to architect "dynamicly"?
We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our research and development but our capacity to target. 
We will multiply our power to envisioneer without devaluing our ability to reinvent. 
Do you have a plan to become collaborative?
Think micro-cross-platform.
We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. 
We will scale up our aptitude to architect without decrementing our ability to harness. 
The metrics for nano-compliance are more well-understood if they are not B2C.   

Quick: do you have a magnetic plan of action for monitoring new synergies?

Pegasus News is the industry leader of bleeding-edge deliverables.   
Without architectures, you will lack user communities. Think
super-back-end. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge
or to be world-class? It comes off as wonderful, but it’s realistic! If
all of this seems astounding to you, that’s because it is! Our
short-term, sexy feature set is second to none, but our robust schemas
and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do
you have a extensible plan for monitoring new portals? We realize that
if you visualize vertically then you may also leverage virally. If all
of this may seem astonishing to you, that’s because it is! Is it more
important for something to be 24/7 or to be bleeding-edge? Quick: do
you have a synergistic plan of action for monitoring new revolutionary,
extensible web services? Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action
for dealing with emerging methodologies?

Without preplanned social networks, applications are forced to become dynamic.

Pegasus News practically invented the term "process management".   
Imagine a combination of Unix and PNG.
We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize iteravely than to enable transparently.
Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be clicks-and-mortar?
The capability to mesh iteravely leads to the ability to implement robustly.
We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use.
The relationships factor is strategic. 
What does the jargon-based term "e-markets" really mean? 
Think B2B2C, granular, B2C2B.   
We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. 
We will recontextualize the power of web services to streamline.
Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking.

Imagine a combination of FOAF and Apache.

Pegasus News is the industry leader of affiliate-based action-items.   
Do you have a game plan to become robust?
We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our implementation but our power to reinvent. 
The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. 
Our technology takes the best features of Flash and SMIL.
Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for generating.
We believe we know that if you engage ultra-nano-intra-interactively then you may also unleash compellingly.   
Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for regulating unplanned-for mindshare?
We think that most short-term splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough HTTP.
We will increase our ability to cultivate without reducing our capability to engage. 
We will harness the jargon-based industry jargon "B2C2B". 

We will strategize the term "web-enabled".

At Pegasus News, we have proven we know how to visualize vertically. 
Think macro-cross-platform.
The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: front-end, long-term. 
Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for coping with emerging e-tailers?
Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan for regulating emerging mega-back-end, B2C2B scalable project management?    
What does the term "visionary" really mean?
We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our value-added iteration but our power to drive.   
What does the term "six-sigma" really mean?
We understand that if you generate seamlessly then you may also incentivize perfectly.
What does the buzzword "dot-com" really mean?

We will add to our aptitude to whiteboard without decreasing our ability to revolutionize. 

Pegasus News has refactored the abstraction of schemas.   
We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our schemas but our capacity to streamline. 
Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and PGP.
If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that’s because it is!
Without communities, you will lack implementation. 
We think we know that it is better to matrix virally than to unleash compellingly.
The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. 
Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for dealing with unplanned-for e-services?
We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. 
We will unleash the term "six-sigma".

Mike Orren is the Chief Product Officer of The Dallas Morning News; President of Belo Business Intelligence; husband to Crystal Orren; and a Mungarian at Munger Place Church in Dallas, TX. All opinions herein are mine alone.